Thursday, October 19, 2006

No fly BS list...

Executive version:
  • If you are a dead terrorist - you can't fly.
  • If your name is even similar to a terrorist (living or dead) you can't fly - and there is no way to prove you aren't the dead terrorist to the guys peeling off your fingernails.
  • If you are currently under investigation because you ARE a terrorist - well that information is too sensitive to be on the list so you CAN fly. For example the guys that caused the recent war on moisture. Their names are not on the list.
  • If you are a terrorist with an IQ high enough to be able to dress yourself, and use the fake ID supplied by your teenage son - you CAN fly.
Long - full 60 minutes investigation version:

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