Things that should be...

Ok it's late, I'm tired, and I just feel the need to go all Dennis Leary about a few things....

Is it just me or is there a lot of shit that should just be phreaking obvious but no one seems to get it. Some examples:

Good coffee AND bagels. Starbucks has the scone, Einstein has the bagels, Dunkin has the donuts... Put the Bagel and Coffee together where they belong man!

Deli sandwich places need to discover French fries! I'd love my Quiznos Angus steak with some greasy fries for once! When you figure that out another modern invention - the drive through! I honestly don't need to see you make the sandwich...

Wireless plans. Fifty states - Fifty bucks. No roaming, night / weekend / Passover / leap year minutes. We're sick of it ok?

When I'm paying $200 a night to stay at your hotel DO NOT charge me .75 for a phone call. If you do - consider the towels and robe fair game.

And last rant for tonight - when someone sends you an email asking for information - don't call them back on the damn phone! If they would have wanted your stupid sales pitch and small talk they would have called you in first friggin place. That is the fastest way to loose my business.